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Thursday, June 29, 2006

daily babble

Hello everyone... hello there. good day. today is thursday. this means that something bad happened. thursday has never been a good day for me and there is always something bad that happens on thursdays. coincidentally, most of the bad things that have made an essentially negative impact on my life have taken place on thursdays. thursday sucks. why is it called 'thurs'-day? why not 'oogie'-day? who invented the names of the days? i think 'thurs' sounds rediculous.
heck, it doesnt matter. thursday will always be thursday. i like the band thursday anyway. they make good music. the only thing i have a problem with is their name. i dont like their name. it reminds me of thursday. cause their name is thursday. but i like their music. they make good music. hell yeah.

i think there are way too many people out there who take things too seriously. today i bumped into this guy at school (literally) and he glared at me with menacing eyes. he was most probably a beng cause of the way he dressed. i think ah bengs are just scary. well some of them are just funny assholes. but this guy was stupid. he was annoying and he looked like he was going to beat me up. and i think he was one year my junior? lol. this is crazy. go to museum-of-twits.blogspot.com cause its a bitchin place where they just make fun of ah bengs and ah lians alike incessantly. its hilarious and awfully true.

i was thinking about school today during school itself and i realised that approximately, a good fifty percent of the stuff we do in school is not really neccessary for our learning. school is good at wasting time. i proudly agree with anyone that says school wastes your time very well. i think national education (they call it NE) or whatever bull that they try and pump into our little minds is just taking up too much time. like okay we were born here we love it here yes yes our country is good. but remember, we are not the only multiracial society in the world. so dont go around being so proud that you dont fight or take part in racial riots. because there are no racial riots here. why? because we dont even talk to our neighbours. communication between 'strangers' is something totally alien to us singaporeans. its bad. like come on, wheres the community. there is none. the only community that seems present i think is the ones in our religious sectors. like church and all that. thank God for that, or we wont have that many friends.
okay so i said school wastes your time right? yep it does. why cant they just let us go there, teach us the shite, and let us leave? that would save us a whole lot of time, and it would save our schools a whole lot of money. there you go, its beneficial to all. let the kids ride free.

sometimes, how well you do in life doesnt have to do with how hard you work, it depends on which ass you kiss.

but im afraid, for the o levels, it does have to do with how hard you work. damn, its such an annoyance. yet its such a milestone. why is everyone making such a fuss about it? most people take it anyway, its not a big deal. its just an exam right? with papers. papers. why is everything about papers? someone said papers give proof, but that just says that there is no trust in the world, because if everyone trusted each other, there will be no need for proof, and therefore no need for o levels, or any sort of examination for that matter.
okay im talking bull again. i think its time i stop and, just leave. okay bye people, come back next time! im sure the next post will be much more interesting!

posted by bong at 4:31 PM 0 comments

Sunday, June 25, 2006

vulgarity for punctuation?!! hell no, no more.....

Hello readers, welcome again to another blog post, filled with bitsy and juicy shreds of dazzling and interesting information to satisfy all your craving minds.....

As i went back out into the world after the yes camp, i noticed a great many things. for one, i still cant control my mouth. it just depends who i happen to be with i suppose, when vulgarity seems to serve as punctuation when im with a certain group of people. and blab blab blab, i fire these unnecessary words out like nobody's business. but theres a bit of a change, according to some people. i find myself no longer hurling my 'new breed of insults' at the world and started looking at myself instead. i figured, no matter how much i hate the world the way it is, i cant change the world. i cant change politics. i cant change our education system. i cant do anything of that sort, but what i can do is change myself instead. that way everyone else would be happy, and ultimately, i'll be happier. i'll have less to bitch about. yup there you go, some bit of evidence that life after the camp has been improved. i think my frequent use of vulgarities has been cut down to a certain extent already. it used to be something like, "fuck lah, i told you three fucking o clock and you show up at fucking five pm with your fucking excuse that your goddamn watch spoilt? shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and tward!" and now its "hey, i said three, you asshole." hahaha! see, refraining from vulgarity saves valuable droplets of saliva and effort, as well as breath. haha.... yeah i've been making more effort to cut down on the use of these foul vowels. (okay i dont know what vowels actually are are but they rhyme with foul.) like i said, it depends on who im with. free will has put a test on me. im not saying i will be perfectly clean of any sort of vulgarity from now on but. i guess its safe for me to say im through with confusing vulgarity with punctuation. yup, no more punctuating my sentences with these obscenities.

alright so this week has been pretty solid, i went to kenneth's fun filled birthday celebration. his birthday was last month, and it just so happened that we were taking our english mid years on his birthday. if i remember correctly. i should be right. anyway, we decided to celebrate sometime in june. so we finally did him justice. his entire birthday celebration was his idea anyway. dont you think that is weird, organizing your own birthday gathering. what we did was we held a mini 'fear factor' game and made everyone consume our rediculous mixtures of vomit-instigating liquids. it was a lot of fun. apart from the fact that many vulgarities were uttered by myself and others that night, i think i enjoyed myself quite a bit. i havent been doing that sort of thing in quite a while. i think it was finally some time that we indulged in jackass activities to keep our fire alive. hahahah! like how lame right. it is amazing how a packet of flour can entertain a bunch of stupid guys for a good one hour after we played fear factor. or rather puke factor. hahaha yah! i know i did. it was disgusting. anyway. i got smothered in flour by kenneth. i then floured harrison for no reason. then i paid kenneth his due by emptying a bottle of sweet n sticky seven up all over him. yup, that's our idea of fun, and i enjoyed every bit of it. cheers to that. here are a few photos.













































































alright the holidays are over. sleeping at 4am and waking up and 5pm is not going to happen anymore. i have to get used to irregular, inhuman sleeping patterns again. oh well. welcome change and goodbye gravity.


okay so lynn put my name on the bottom of this gay and tacky quiz thing so i guess it means that i must do it. dang. okay here goes. this is so stupid.

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Do the following WITHOUT complaint.

2. Choose 5 people to do this after you completed yours.
3. Leave a tag on the person's tagboard to say he/she have been tagged.

4. Start your post with "I have been tagged!" then do this. (too bad i didnt)

Favourites
Favourite Colour: i dont know. i like brown? coffee brown. and yes, i like black. why though.
Favourite Food: any kind of extravagant dessert that hits my taste buds will be my new favourite.
Favourite Song: it varies from time to time.
Favourite Movie: haggard the movie.

Favourite Sport: are jackass stunts considered a sport?

Favourite Day of the Week: saturday

Favourite Season: hello, we live in singapore. but i love autumn.

Favourite Ice Cream: definately paddle pop.

Currents
Current Mood: i dont know. too sobre.
Current Taste: in terms of whats in my mouth? cereal.
Current Clothes: just boxers. spongebob has a nose.
Current Desktop: indiewhispers wallpaper.
Current Toe nail Colour: i dont know.

Current Time: four something.

Current Surroundings: my noisy yet comforting living room.

Current Annoyances: this quiz.

Current Thoughts: this quiz is annoying.


Firsts
First Best Friend: i cant remember.

First Crush: christina aguilera

First Movie: mary poppins was a movie right?

First Lie: how the hell am i supposed to remember that.
First Music: the backstreet boys

Lasts
Last Cigarette: two years ago. i smoked 12 sticks that night. i never smoked again.

Last Drink: milk
Last Car Ride: yesterday

Last Crush: HAYLEY WILLIAMS
Last Movie: mission impossible three. sad right. just sad.
Last Phone Call: martin
Last CD played: whao, long ago. punkorama vol 10.


Have you ever

Have you ever dated one of your best friends: no.
Have you ever broken the law: yes, blatantly.

Have you ever been arrested: close to.
Have you ever skinny-dipped: i wish i was sexy enough to.

Have you ever been on TV: yeah. like wow right. hahahah! the news!
Have you ever kissed someone you dont know: hell yeah.

Things

5 things you are wearing:
just boxers. spongebob has a nose.
4 things you done today: went to church, postcon fellowship, slack at home with peeps, sent them out.
3 things you can hear right now: caracal on my speakers, the television, my mummy talking.
1 thing you do when you are bored: think.


PEOPLE TO TAG! i dont want to burden people with this incredible waste of time. i'm very sure you people are laden with more important things.





damn, i sounded so pessimistic there. hahaha. okay bye. have fun in school, people. its not a bad thing. school is good. we are stupid, thats why we go to school. i cant believe that i just went through what was supposed to be holidays cause it certainly didnt feel like it.


thats all. wow, you actually read all the way to here. good for you, you earned yourself some chocolate. ill give it to you if you come to my house. hellogoodbye! (theyre a fun band.)


I WANT TO MEET HAYLEY WILLIAMS!
bye, damnit!

posted by bong at 3:11 PM 0 comments

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

the impact of reason

Hello blogspot! to satisfy marginal demand for a due update: i'm through with my chickenpox! and i went for YES camp! its short for youth empowered in the spirit. I found it a bit of a miracle that I got cured of my chickenpox and was able to go, you cant say no to a yes camp anyway, so praise the lord for that! like, what's there not to praise the lord for, right? alright, so i think i'm supposed to be flung back into the harsh, vulgar, disgusting, incredibly hectic world, with a new spirit. apart from learning to put up with paul's incredibly 'soothing' singing at night, i learned a great deal. i suppose the bottom line is that love should take the place of everything else. you can wipe out hate with love. after all, it was love that created all of us anyway. heheh. God's love as well as two special people. daddy and mummy. haha! yeah, there's so much to love now. i mean, what's there not to love, right? yeah! im not an angel now, but, whatever! haha! Jesus loves me, and he loves you too!

Alright, this has been the second time i went for that camp, and this camp is for us catholics to experience the very real, tangible and loving Holy Spirit of God. yup, something like that. heheh. okay so this time, instead of being all yippie doo dah and spiritually high and all that artificial happiness/love that instantly gets wiped out as soon as you go back into the disgusting world out there like i was last year, i got something much more. much much more. i think it was more of a realisation than anything else, a reaffirmation of my faith and therefore, reason for my existance, and yours as well.
love really makes the world go round. love creates and love saves.

you see, we human beings are deluged by a distorted value system. we see the most valuable things in our lives peddled for pennies and we see the cheapest smut go for millions. why do we do what we do? we do we take blatantly black-and-white and paint it gray? why are the priceless mores trashed while senseless standards are obeyed? what causes us to elevate the body and degrade the soul? what causes us to pamper the skin while we pollute the heart? our values are messed up. someone broke into our heart and exchanged the values of everything for all they were worth. thrills are going for top dollar and the value of human beings is at an all time low. one doesnt have to be a philosopher to determine what caused such a sag in our values. it all began when someone convinced us that the human race is headed nowhere. that man has no destiny. that we are in a cycle. that there is no reason or rhyme to this absurd existence. somewhere we got the idea that we are meaninglessly trapped on a puny mudheap that has no destination. that earth is just a spinning mausoleum and the universe is purposeless. the creation was incidental and humanity has no direction or reason at all. from this, people are now believing that man has no destiny. thus, he has no duty. no obligation, no responsibility. if man has no destiny, then there are no guidelines or goals. if man has no destiny, whos to say what is right, and what is wrong? it becomes your values system against mine. no absolutes. no principles. no ethics. no standards. life is reduced to weekends, paychecks, quick thrills and disaster.
if man has no duty or destiny, the next logical step is that man has no value. if man has no future, he isnt much worth. he is worth, in fact, about as much as a tree or a rock. no difference. there is no reason to be here, therefore, there is no value.
and we've all seen the results of this. our system goes haywire. we feel useless and worthless. like duh, right? see how stupid we sound now? man has warped values. we say that you are valuable if you can produce. you are valuable if you are pretty. you are valuable if your name has a 'doctor' in front of it or a 'phd' behind it. you are valuable if you have a six figure salary and drive an expensive car. what the hell are we doing here? where does that leave the retarded? or the ugly or handicapped? where does that place the aged or handicapped? what hope does that offer an unborn child? not much. not much at all. we become nameless numbers on mislaid lists. i sound like a hippie right, like, damn, where is the bloody love!!!

this is man's screwed up value system. it is not God's. his plan is much brighter. In God's book, we are headed somewhere. he has an amazing destiny. we are being prepared to walk down the chuch aisle and become the bride of Jesus, and we are going to live with him. we are thus valuable. you see, if there was anything that Jesus wanted everyone to understand it was this: a person is worth something simply because he or she is a person. Jesus' love does not depend upon what we do for him. in his eyes, we all have value simply because we live. I like what brother michael said. we are part of God's proleptic plan. that means it was set that we were already going to attain salvation even before we were born, just not yet. already but not yet. i made some sense out of it, and decided that this would actually give me reason for life. its the reason for my being made in the first place, i think. we were made for a higher purpose. life doesnt end on earth, it starts in heaven. we're living now for later on.

this is what i realised in that camp. they gave us a piece of paper that talked about this, and many of my sentences here were lifted from there because it makes so much sense, it was exactly parallel with what all the speakers during the sessions said. it all just makes so much sense. like matt lee's session on the role of the holy spirit, he said that our 'main objective in life is to move from the natural world to the spiritual world', so to me, this means that we are living now for our future in the spiritual world. i could say im a changed person, because of this deep understanding of the reality of the spiritual world and ultimately, God's beautiful love. God loves you, whatever religion you come from because God gave us all reason. its so much better than the depressing, selfish, simply dumb reasoning of man. because in God's reasoning, there is a little thing called love involved. loves creates, love makes the world go round. love people! see! all religions somehow spread the word of love. i cant think of any religion that says you cannot care for your brothers and sisters. there's no religion that tells its people to go around killing others, raping, destroying things, and so on. because we are all God's people. all the muslims, the buddhists, everyone. all religions promote love. so, yeah you get my point. sin is failure to love. happy living and happy loving, all you people of God. bye!

oh and here's a song. its not your standard artificial high praise and worship song. its a song by underoath. they are christcore and they kick ass. im not saying standard pnw is bad, i just think this is much better, coming from a band like underoath. they inspire me. hell yeah.. i will still go on saying hell yeah because heaven yeah just sounds wrong. enjoy!

I heard a voice through the discord

A deluge of passersby
I saw one gaze frozen in time
Watching me passing by

And I swear I'll know your face in the crowd
And I'll hear your voice so loud
When you're whispering

Hey unfaithful I will teach you
To be stronger, to be stronger
Hey ungraceful I will teach you
To forgive one another.

Here's my kiss to betray (Kiss to betray)
Desperate to brush the lips of grace (Brush the lips of grace)
Do you feel hollow when you think of how I lied?

Oh sweet angel of mercy
With your grace like the morning
Wrap your loving arms around me
Oh sweet angel of mercy
With your grace like the morning
Wrap your loving arms around me

Hey unfaithful I will teach you
To be stronger, to be stronger
Hey ungraceful I will teach you
To forgive one another

Hey unfaithful I will teach you
To be stronger, to be stronger
Hey unloving
I will love you
I will love you
I will love you

And Jesus I'm ready to come home
Jesus, I'm ready to come home(home)
home (home)
I'm ready to come (home)
Hey Unfaithful
Hey Ungraceful
Hey Unloving
I will love you
Hey Unloving (Hey Unloving)
I will love you

some will seek forgiveness, others escape - underoath.

posted by bong at 12:13 AM 0 comments

Sunday, June 11, 2006

positive tension

Whatsup, blogspot! Its getting very boring just having to stay home all day. I cant go out, i'm sick, and its highly contagious! See, im being socially responsible. Being socially responsible means not going to church on Sunday when you have the chicken pox. I feel bad. Well, I find condolence in the fact that at least i'm not like the bitch or bastard whom I caught this from. i'm going to give you a very stern look when i get back in action. I will punch your nose, and you will need wasabi to clear your mucus and your blood out fully.

Anyway, i'd just like to say thank you so much to all the people who have been telling me to get well. Thanks for your prayers cause i'm sure they will help. Soon i'll be outta here and into there. It's going to be great. Thanks for being so thoughtful, friends! I'll be fine and dandy soon!

In the meantime, i'll just get my ass down to work then, since i have nothing better to do with my time. When you're stuck at home for ten solid days without being allowed out of the front gate, it actually gives you time to contemplate, think, learn things, clean your room, do the things youre supposed to do and watch television! I find that i havent been watching tv lately, well, for a year and a half, i havent really had the time to blow one afternoon infront of the tv with chips and drinks around me. Missing out on that kind of healthy activity could do damage to you. So, I duly caught up on that and watched some tv with mummy. Good, right? Yay! I also found the time to count how many people call me Nicholas, and how many people call me Bong! See the things you can do when you're at home for long periods of time? I think everybody should stay at home for a while. Its important, you need time to waste. Wasting time is very important, cause it makes you think. Thinking is something positive, so wasting time is definately positive. Oh, and I did a surface clean in my room, so its not that dusty anymore. Now Kenneth and Joey can stay over without the getting sick! hurray! I'll make sure I vacuum once a week, however, to ensure cleanliness.

I'd like to find out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets, or even bothered with safety devices at all. Its been bothering me ever since I learned about them.

Okay thats all, bye!

posted by bong at 5:34 PM 0 comments

Saturday, June 10, 2006

i'm content with losing? no.....

dear people of the universe, answer me. why is it that we can never be content with what we have? do we ever count our blessings? why is it that we always want more, what we have is never enough.. there is always this desire to get something better. the things you actually have are never good. why the hell did you buy it in the first place? there's always something better... and you want it. why cant we all just shut up and be content?
well, we cant just shut up and be content because its the desire to get something more that keeps the entire human race moving along. the fact that everybody wants to get better, be better and do better. thats what keeps everything improving, and i guess thats what keeps everything moving along.
i'm definately am a victim of this desire. well, i wont call it victim, though.

mummy and daddy, i want a new guitar. not that mine is not good, oh im pretty happy with mine, i just want a better one. please? oh, and i would like a new pair of shoes too, particularly macbeths? my sneakers are dying.

posted by bong at 7:16 PM 0 comments

Friday, June 09, 2006

we do this to ourselves

ask anyone, can you remember the day when you didnt screw yourselves over with vulgarities? when was that? probably a hell of a long time ago. we, the angsty, indignant youth of today are really.... to put it simply.... bad. if you look at the youth of yesteryear, the last generation of youth, they generally weren't as badass, complacent, vulgar, bitchin or screwed up as us. i think this generation of youth are the worst so far. look at our eight year olds now! they're all going fuck! fuck! fuck! its bad, they've hurt me.. i've cried! where are the boybands? where have they all gone? how come there arnt any more boybands coming out now? what happened to the backstreet boys! what has the world come to! we need to cooperate, people...
an epidemic is claiming our youth... they all want to be emo now.. what the hell's the deal with emo!

its not even a trend, its not even clothing style, its a genre of music! gone are the days when everyone loved punk rock, now punk rock is becoming emo... why is this about music! its not! where are the boybands!
where are the cute, innocent people? where have they gone? why is everyone now like all wearing black, cut their wrists and black their eyes, screw themselves over by indulging in relentless sex, cigarettes, alcohol, jackass stunts, mostly gone wrong... what has the internet done to us? nothing. we do this to ourselves.

okay anyway. screw this. to hell with my stupid theories.

posted by bong at 4:10 PM 0 comments

Thursday, June 08, 2006

just as long as you find you find yourself

Hello blogspot! i'm drowning myself in dumb thoughts again so i decided to blog. that way, i would be able to hurl out all my thoughts and incentives to the whole entire world because the internet is global.

Okay! so lets see. I was utterly bored yesterday, so I decided to enter new things in my friendster profile. as i filled out those little boxes, i began a quest of self questioning, self searching and self realisation. I have no idea what these things mean, but I made them up to justify my following thoughts. what this basically means is that i was finding myself all over again. again. so, what i did was just blank out all the little boxes/fields in the friendster profile thing and filled them out again. turns out they wernt that different from last time. oh, and then i came to the favourite movies part... and i sat there and thought to myself. what are my favourite movies? almost every single movie i watched to the end would be considered a favourite. thats quite alot. so hell, i just decided to catagorize them and enter them as that. then i came to the about me part, and i decided to sum myself up in two words. truly feminine. hell yeah, im damn feminine. look at my blog! its so gay! the fact that i have a blog is gay enough. YES! whatever lah. okay so um, i came to the 'who i want to meet' part. whoa, i want to meet maaaany people. all the members from my favourite bands, tom delonge especially, jessica alba, iron man, tony hawk, bony cock, dan brown, if possible to ressurect the dead, roald dahl, walt disney, frank sinatra... whoa the list goes on.
so whats the point? i dont know, i forgot. friendster is gay la.

oh, i love indie. it makes me feel good about myself.

posted by bong at 1:53 PM 0 comments

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

666 my ass....

Hello friends... today is the second day of my being sick with the chicken pox. I think its hilarious that I have it, but really, im just annoyed. Just when there was so much going on during the June holidays, I just had to get sick. Fate fell short this time. Again.

Today's also the day that many people say is satan's day. Why? cause it's supposed to be 666 today. but that's just bullshit, cause its not really 06/06/06, its 06/06/2006.
this means that it was satan's day 2000 years go. 06/06/06.... without the two thousand. just 6AD. yup. case proven. fuck satan anyway, i think he's a boredfuck. what's so great about the devil? all he does is fuck up the people on earth so he can burn them in hell? what the fuck for? i think satan's such a boredfuck.

alright, Lynn made me do this.

Three Names You Go By:

bong
bongsa
bongsasa (it just multiplies)

Three Parts of Your Heritage:
what? i dont understand.

Three Things That Scare You:
long dark endless coridoors
doors to the next realm
heights

Three of Your Everyday Essentials:
mp3 player
guitar
any communication tool, be it msn messenger or my cell phone.

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
tacky yet comfortable spongebob boxers
this weird pair of shorts
dvs t shirt

Three of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists at the moment:
Caracal
Anberlin
Angels and Airwaves

Three of Your Favorite Songs at the moment:
of the upper class
stationary
the adventure

Three Things You Want in a Relationship (other than love):
her purse full of money...
thats all
see im not demanding

Two Truths and a Lie:
i like milk.
chocolate syrup is good.
i am is probably the best thing that ever happened to you.


Three Physical Things about the Opposite Sex that Appeal to You:
these physical things would be legs, legs, legs? but thats only physical...

Three of Your Favourite Hobbies:
jamming
procrastinating
finding ingenious ways to pass the time

Three Things You want really badly right now:
9 bottles of beer on the wall
99 million dollars
to get instantly cured of chicken pox. lol.

Three Places You Want to go on Vacation:
the bermuda triangle
the north pole
rio de janeiro

Three things you want to do before you die:
play in the warped tour
have sex (but only if im married, so i wont die a virgin, sad as can be...)
have PRS design a guitar at my own specifications and call it PRS SE BONGSA. wooooo

Three people I would like to see take this quiz:
martin
i dont know
i dont know

Okay that aside, now that im stuck at home, ive got plenty of time to do whatever. It just so happened that I came across old blink 182 videos in my computer. So i watched them to pass the time, and its jut so nostalgic. I got taken away to the days when I loved blink, and I knew all their songs, I had all the blink songs there were and i remembered each and every single one of them, all their lyrics, and I knew everything there was to know about blink. I think if there was a greatest fan contest, I would have easily won. Irwin and I idolised Tom Delonge, and my band at that time, still very punk rock, idolised blink just the same. Can you imagine loving one single band for seven whole years? thats almost half my life. im only 15. its so sad that they broke up, but i guess its for the better of the trio. i guess i kind of saw the trio seperating when boxcar racer came about. so now angels and airwaves finally took off, and Tom Delonge, the man I had idolised for such a long period of time, is back again. Mark and Travis are taking off with their new band, plus 44 too so I guess blink 182's breaking up was kind of a departure for the trio. cheers to blink 182 la.

posted by bong at 3:46 PM 0 comments

Monday, June 05, 2006

chicken backside la.....

Hello, world... as lynn would say, chicken backside la. i have the chicken pox! hahaha! serious la! it's damn irritating. like. why now. why why why. theres so much going on, especially these holidays. the annoying part is, i dont feel sick at all. i just look sick. its gross.

i'll be inactive for the next ten days.. or more. i dont know. i hate being sick!
The human body sucks.. i wish i was a mutant. hmm... another thing to ponder upon. being a mutant... x men.. wooo... i think mutants seldom get sick. wouldnt be really cool if we were all mutants? we would all have super powers... sickness would cease to be a regular occurence... life would be so fun filled... mutants have no need for school or work.. they just save the earth from being destroyed all day.... you know what? the ninja turtles are mutants.. because they are teenage mutant ninja turtles! so they're very much like us... i love michaelangelo.... he rocks... i think donetello is pretty cool too. i hope i spelt their names right.

wah its damn itchy la... cannot scratch. ugh. curse the chicken fucking pox. ugh.
chicken backside la.

posted by bong at 3:37 PM 0 comments

Friday, June 02, 2006

time consumer

hello, blogspot!
alright, i woke up this morning, pondering as usual. in my spacey state of mind when i wake up, i always ponder on something. it just so happened that i started thinking about beehives. I pictured a beehive that was really smelly, and it was infested, but not with bees. this beehive that i had in my mind at that spacey point in time was infested with microrganic memeble blesphishitshees morpheons. have you any idea what those things are? they are extremely poisonous. It was not a very nice sight at all. Far from amused, i began to counter this disgusting thought with more reassuringly pleasant ones, like ice cream and chocolate syrup. thats when i started to wonder how the term 'ice cream' got made up. its gramatically wrong in the first place. technically. you cant have ice and cream and have it in one substance. you can have icED cream. thats gramatically correct. just like iced tea. get the picture duh. okay so i was thinking about that, and it really took over my whole morning. ice cream. so its better if everyone call it icED cream.... much more healthy.
I used to think ice cream was named that way because the first person to eat it screamed, so he or she probably exclaimed, "I SCREAM!" and the people around him or her thought, ooh, what this, its ice cream? wow, i want to try! and that was the theory I came up with when i was like what, 5? so now i have matured much more and have come up with a wiser theory.. remember, to be old and wise, you have to be young and stupid first... and im still young anyway so that just justifies my every action.
But to hell with my stupid theories lah, cause ice cream is ice cream.

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