finito! (the vulgar way)

YAY! Im done with my o levels! for good! no more studying! now to spend my time in more fruitful activities!
fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah
oh fuck im so fucking vulgar but it feels so fucking liberating!
fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah!

oh my. i could go on forever but i think its a bit too much... i think this post just kinda fucks up my blog but who the fuck cares? hooray! i cant help but feel so fucking liberated now and i cant put up with restraining myself from the freedom of expression. nothing seems to express the intense joy and libration i feel more than these two words; FUCK YEAH!

oh, the thrill!

"this whole exam business is damn exciting.."

Hello popcorn and beezwax! I am tremendously pleased to tell you that from now on, I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYMORE GAY SOCIAL STUDIES TESTS! oh yes, this feels awesome.... malay down, lit paper 1 down, math paper 1 down, social studies down today... that went kinda well.. i guess.. math was.. pretty okay.. and ladies and gentlemen, get this.. i only really studied for ONE TOPIC for social studies.. and thank God almighty, IT GOT TESTED. woohoo! everyone now proceed to clap for me, (and pretty much about 80 percent of the students in singapore.) Hurray! now i dont have to bother with anymore of this rediculous subject anymore. social studies is gay! hahaha!

i've gone full swing into the first examinations that i really care about (and have to care about) in my life. It's so exciting! oh, the thrill.... talk about life enhancing... this literally is IT! oh, how fine it tastes. it really is very mega-exciting, to the point of driving goosebumps up my spine before every paper. and this really is very pulse-increasing. it makes me sweat, it makes me feel the heat. this shite is hot, baby. imagine, my future is at stake, my life is in my hands, if i fuck up now, that totally means shit for me in time to come and that would mean that my life would be ruined. imagine having the ability to either enrich or fuck up your entire future... its not like its the first time that im doing things which have huge consequences, but this is just huge. This is super exciting. i simply love the rush of adrenaline and excitement that the o level examinations gives me. i just want to punch something everytime i think of it. oh, the thrill....

Oh bother! i still have many more papers to go and i am, i must admit, not as acedemically prepped as many of you o level candidates out there... so im gonna go into my room in a while to brush up on my chemistry (which i am hopelessly terrible at) which is up tomorrow. i totally hate chemistry, because i find that it is utterly useless unless you are making medicine to help people live longer or making poison to help people die faster. im here wishing all the best for those of you taking o levels with me! may God be with us.. Amen! (OH, THE THRILL!)

by the way, its very cool that indians have prata while egyptians have pita bread (which is so similar) cause they both came up with it before lines of communication (i.e. the telephone, telegram, internet or even snail mail) were even invented... this means that it is human's natural craving for 'prata-like' thingys to eat.. thus, we should all eat prata regularly to cater to this. agreed? isnt this a valid argument? they should test useful things like this in o levels instead of why certain things bond with other things and form 'covalent' or 'inonic' bonds. who the fuck cares? we all just want to eat, dont we? there.... i want to start my own university where i can teach the stuff that matters.. that's if i ever get the $$$ to do so.. but i hope i wont, cause what i really want in life is something a little different... yeah.. we'll talk about that once im done with the o levels, because the o levels is really taking up so much of my time that i dont have time to think about life anymore.. funny, innit, how something that is supposed to enrich your life actually kinda takes it away? alright i think i dont make much sense to you but heck, i understand. hahaha.. go figure, homies..

okay ive wasted enough of your time and mine. adios amigos!
-bongsasa (bongbitch - according to some people, cause 'sasa' means 'bitch'.)

p.s. we should all wish Joey GOOD LUCK because his goal in life is to serve the country, and that is, ladies and gentlemen, to start Singapore's very first DONUT SHOP! (we were talking about how sad it was that Singapore doesnt have a 'dunkin donuts outlet.) imagine the first ever donut franchise in Singapore, it would certainly be beneficial to everyone! okay please support the man, he is doing the entire nation a very very big favour! thank you Joey for having such wonderful intentions. we all love you very much and wish you the very best in your o levels and the rest of your life. Amen!

OH THE THRILL!!!!!!

KA-POW!

'and the people of townsville are safe once again!'

better and much much badder than the crimson chin!
Hang on hang tight and lets go!
its alright,
its okay,
BONGAJAH will save the day!
now ladies and gentlemen, the world renown 'megahollytron' has someone to rival with. (thats right holly, there's a new kid on the block..)

thats right. stay tuned for the adventures of bongajah.... only on channel blepfgshmee... with the help of our main sponsor, goldheart jewelry... created by the one and only, lynn adele chng. right. there you go, ive really been watching too much tv.. and letting lynn make lame versions of my beautiful name.. what the ****....

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